Simab
Simab by sooo-do-nymph July 24, 2012
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FDS SIMÃO
What you say in Portuguese when someone does shit. If translated literally it means something like "Fuck you Simon".
Simão was a famous Portuguese student of the renowned NOVA University of Lisbon that nobody ever understood how he managed to enter to such a reputed institution.
In the meanwhile, the expression has spread nationally and is now used in a wide range of contexts.
Simão was a famous Portuguese student of the renowned NOVA University of Lisbon that nobody ever understood how he managed to enter to such a reputed institution.
In the meanwhile, the expression has spread nationally and is now used in a wide range of contexts.
Tongue Simba
Tongue Simba by Cormantha February 15, 2014
Sima
Sima is a great friend. She is a badass. she doesn't take other people's shit. At first, she can seem a bit intimidating but if you manage to see past that and become her friend she will protect you. She is athletic and has a reputation for beating up boys from her neighborhood. She has a dark sense of humor. She is a straight-A student. She loves blood. She is gorgeous but doesn't always feel like it. She is the friend you go to for relationship advice even though she hasn't been in a relationship. She has most likely stalked you. She loves the dark web and scamming scammers and loves hacking.
So basically she is a great friend but can be scary. She is smart and beutifull.
So basically she is a great friend but can be scary. She is smart and beutifull.
Sima by Damnthatsme;) February 14, 2021
Siambanes
The flippy haired kid in Batavia High who is one of the largest drug kingpins in the U.S. He has been missing now for over 2 years and is unpredictable, use caution when approaching, very armed and dangerous. Some say the hair gives him powers. He is extremely good at rolling dice, especially in tre, and after every win gives a shout of triumph over his opponents. He has a very deceptive disguise other than his obvious rediculous haircut and wears over-priced polos from Banana Republic and straps dirty Jordans. Some have seen him in Aviators and a bandana. His guitar music sounds nothing close to the music he intends to play, despite the thousands of dollars his parents shovel toward his way to please the kid. If confronted with Siambanes, likely to not happen, beware of his lies, you can tell through the eyes. *Gives siambanes look*
"OMG EVERYONE HIT THE DECK SIAMBANES IS ON THE LOOSE!"
"Yo Yo Doggy DOG, wannnnnaaaaa........ fuckk......... chill?"
"Bad boy bad boy, watcha gonna do? watcha gonna do when siambanes comes for you?"
"Pack it Up"
"Yo Yo Doggy DOG, wannnnnaaaaa........ fuckk......... chill?"
"Bad boy bad boy, watcha gonna do? watcha gonna do when siambanes comes for you?"
"Pack it Up"
Siambanes by Donny Giavonoo May 17, 2010
Simauraye
A name used to describe an overly tall African American that may also be recognized as Titan. He has a tendency to be slow at times, however, is easily forgiving and catch up. He also spreads positivity among various people and is a great friend.
Simauraye by farawaymusic October 13, 2016
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).