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First Date Sex. When a first date goes well and ends in sex.
I warned Jane that 90% of guys on OkCupid were looking for FDS.
by rhymereviser April 05, 2013
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Floppy Dick Syndrome
When you run and your dick flops around uncontrollably
Tim: hold up I can't run anymore
John: why man?
Tim: I got f.d.s.
by crosk August 06, 2012
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Pete: Yo this Ja Rule shit is fly!
Dez: FDS man you are a foo!
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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FDS- means fuck...damn..shit

FDS came to be when anger or a really strong feeling you get from something you dont like and fuck isnt enough, then damn isnt enough..

well now we have fuckdamnshit (FDS)
WHEN I GOT TO SCHOOL TODAY, THE FIRST THING MY FRIEND REMINDED ME OF WAS OF THE PROJECT I DINT DO.

ONLY THREE LETTERS CAME OUT MY MOUTH... "FDS !!!!"

MY FRIEND ASK 'WHATS FDS?"

AND I EXPLAIN ''FUCKKKK..DAMNN..SHITT"
by FCKK.DS March 18, 2010
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Face Douches; moist towlettes, also known by trade names wash 'n' dri and wet naps.
Hey Phil, can you get some FDs out of the glove cuntpartment
by andy1 May 26, 2005
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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FDS
Feminine Deoderant Spray
Used to spray on the crotch of your panties, so the fish will die.
Alice went to Rite Aid to buy some FDS because her poon smelled like a shit house door on a tuna boat.
by Skillett March 30, 2004
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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I love my girlfriend because all we do is FDS (Fuck Drink and Sleep)
by JssJonez July 25, 2014
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