Shpoff
Shpoff by fooooooooookyouguy October 25, 2010
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spoffle
Foam covers on the end of the mics that prevent "popping" (Definition: Origin: comedian Hugh Laurie, by way of comedian/author/actor Stephen Fry, by way of Patrick A. Keane.)
Spofford Pond School
An elementary school where kids think they are in high school. Where girls wear crop tops, uggs, and loads of makeup. Where boys wear shorts in the middle of winter. Where kids in fourth grade start dating. Where there are weddings in 6th grade. There's constant drama between girls and the mean girl clique is a reality. But yet there are some regular people that are classy and smart and act like kids.
"Wow, that person looks like they're from Spofford Pond School!"
"How do you know?"
"Because they are acting like they are in High-School."
"How do you know?"
"Because they are acting like they are in High-School."
Spofford Pond School by cady913 February 21, 2015
shmoffe
Originates from the word shmeat.
A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.
A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.
Hey guys i am kind of thirsty, want to go get me coffee?
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.
shmoffe by Rosary Rebels March 11, 2010
Ashton Shoffner
Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.
Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"
Ashton Shoffner by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020
shoffner
more than likey a persons last name, more common in the south. shoffner's are mainly people who have a german background,and shoffner actually originated in germany. people with this last name may have a nazis' in their family tree due to the heritage link.
shoffner by zeus,poseidon,athena,urmomma April 15, 2008
Shoff
Shoff by Parag Chaudhari March 23, 2016
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