I trust her enough to share a flash drive with her, but even if I didn't-look at those sweater monsters.
Jillian failed a class during her final semester in
college and didn't go to graduation because she could not walk until the Fall. It all started the
morning of her final exam. Little did she know, her
boyfriend Tucker S. Johnson had
gone to an
orgy of a group meeting the night before and share his flash drive with at least 7 other
people. (S is short for Shangdong, his middle name. Shangdong is a province in China and also part of a Chinese practical joke involving a pint of Vegetable Lo Mein and a fake rubber penis.)
They were an active couple and had built a level of trust very early. She thought that he
may have just been hanging around, after she let him use her flash drive when the network went out one day. Now, they had barely
gone more than a day without staring a flash drive in five months...except when she was going through updates. He said he was comfortable with it, but she thought it would get too messy
Normally, she always uses protection, but her Norton subscription expired and she was
broke. Tucker S. came in and within a minute, stuck his flash drive in her fast, small, and backwards compatible
USB-C 3.1 port to get his data. The malware spread quickly and she got a rash immediately. The sad part about the entire thing is that the whole folder didn't even transfer. He just dribbled some temporary files in to her hard drive and that was enough to do it
