Shmacon
Man, I don't want any of that fake Chicken Shmeat, but I would love to get my hands on some shmacon..assuming I can't get some real bacon.
Shmacon by Oddblog2011 September 12, 2011
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shmadonka by Noscercof27 November 7, 2022
Shaconna
Shaconna Is A Loving And Caring Person. She Is Very Quiet And Loving. Usually Takes A Long Time To Trust Others and Looks For Love Without Being Too Outgoing. She Also Looks For A Samonte Of A Guy But Never Finds Him Because He Finds Her. He'll Never Hurt You But Sometimes He Will And She'll Never Leave Because They Both Know They Are Destined To Be Together.
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Shaconcka
This word has inifinte meanings
This word can mean anything you want it to mean.We say like (you've been punk'd), You've been shaconcka'd. And to say someone is an ass, we would say, for example Caitlin is a shaconcka.We also say Shaconcka your ass, meaning beat your ass. Or if you want to be friendly, you can say I'm going to give you a shaconcka, meaning a hug. It can really mean whatever you want but the whole word shaconcka must be utilized. Words like shaconkin are incorrect.
Shaconcka by Laura, Misty, Pallavi July 25, 2008
Shmadonka
Shmadonka by quesocrazy November 7, 2022
Shmalone
The act of having sexual intercourse
Shmaccon
When somebody tricks you into eating Turkey bacon so you jam it down their throat and yell you eat this shit bacon aka shmaccon
Shmaccon by AmazingDom January 5, 2020
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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