Shit lad 

A more colourful way of just saying "shit" or "fuck".
Defining something bad, or if something bad has happened.

Shit lad, what are you going to do?!

Shit lad by Ennesss May 27, 2010

Shit ladle 

A.) A large, long-handles spoon; specifically used to scrape crap out of a urinal.
B.) A tool, in general.
C.) A reference to the one season television show “3 South” in which the character “Todd” will occasionally defend his honor by brandishing a shit-caked urinal spoon.

Todd and Shit ladle are at it again...

Shit ladle by BaronTvirus May 27, 2019

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? 

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

Shitlady 

Female equivalent of shitlord.

The lady of all shit.

She keeps making puns at me; what a shitlady.

Shitlady by ratbum September 10, 2016