whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix's definitions

shlump

What the is a shlump?
It doesn't really have to do with sex do it?

Go shlump a tree

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix December 24, 2003

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

two puck of shaku

2pac shakur made into a food/.blank#variations of beep.
Just trying to making his name sound like "two pots of sha-kur", "two pack of shaku", "tupah shakoo", "too pasha screw", or whatever else so long as it makes an impression.

"To park cha car" could be made into "Tupak shakaah", which sounds like the rappers name
?: What are those sl(O_o)ts for?
!: Tupak shakaah!

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix July 26, 2004

fatherfuckface

See motherfuckface, substituting father into mother (dad into mom)
Note you may call a person of any sex a fatherfuckface or motherfuckface.

FFF stands for fatherfuckface

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix December 24, 2003

motherfuckface

1. noun: a mother (specify whose mom), who gets fucked in the face (specify by who), or a verb action of doing this.
2. noun: A person, who fucks a mother (specify whose mother) in the face, or a verb actione of doing this)
3. noun: A very evil way to call something/someone that the caller greatly dislikes.
If one doesn't specify it can get confusing.
Also see fatherfuckface !!!

Your mom got motherfuckfaced last night by me!
Why'd you motherfuckface your mom last night?
You dirty, MFF what do you think you're f-ing doing?

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix December 24, 2003

nardified

Hey, watch your... - eh-bleh-bleh-ble-eh - First of all watch your language and also watch the way you're putting things here.
Wait a minute, what's that mean anyway?
The wax with nard cream? Ehuh? Iiiyh!

I'll nardify the next time I'll come across the word ''nardified'' from someone else. Not you #2, not you Goldmember...

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix July 26, 2004

blood rune

A rune of blood. No comments/ questions! PERIOD.

YOU blood rune fagget, I'll punch you in the balls. YO!
A:dooode I found a BLOOD RUNE!
B:AWESOME! U CAN DO LIKE THE BEST STUFF WITH IT! THOUGH I WUDNT RECOMMEND MASTURBATING WIDDIT, YA HEAR THAT?

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix December 24, 2003