whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix's definitions

nardified

Hey, watch your... - eh-bleh-bleh-ble-eh - First of all watch your language and also watch the way you're putting things here.
Wait a minute, what's that mean anyway?
The wax with nard cream? Ehuh? Iiiyh!

I'll nardify the next time I'll come across the word ''nardified'' from someone else. Not you #2, not you Goldmember...

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix July 26, 2004

Comere, yooou!

what you say when you mean business
like when someone is about to get their ass kicked byaach

A: Hey, uh, nice weather isn't it?
B: Comere, yooou!
A: Oh, Shit! (runs off)
B: (chasing) Come back here! OOH, I'LL KICK SOME ASS, TONIGHT!

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 21, 2004

two puck of shaku

2pac shakur made into a food/.blank#variations of beep.
Just trying to making his name sound like "two pots of sha-kur", "two pack of shaku", "tupah shakoo", "too pasha screw", or whatever else so long as it makes an impression.

"To park cha car" could be made into "Tupak shakaah", which sounds like the rappers name
?: What are those sl(O_o)ts for?
!: Tupak shakaah!

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix July 26, 2004

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

shlump

What the is a shlump?
It doesn't really have to do with sex do it?

Go shlump a tree

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix December 24, 2003

jimme

A homi-like way of calling your cousin or budy in the hood while smoking some awesome shit or just as a joke

thug 1: Hey, jimme! Jimstermeister, wazza!
thug 2: Hey, my name aint Jimmy, fuckface!
thug 1: I know...
thug 2: Are u high?
thug 1: Yeaman wazza!

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

suck your own

Haven't you ever heard that one?
Not quite like the French "you suck hairy balls", but close
YEAH DAMMIT!

Shit: Yo, fagget! I'll punch you in the balls!
Fuck: You might as well suck your own instead, cause I got NOOO balllz!
Shit: I bet you ate em!
Fuck: I bet I'll eat your too!
Shit: Not before I ejaculate all over your turd face!

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 21, 2004