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Shimonek 

Godlike alpha male creature with biggest cock, that travels trough space and time and can impregnate ur mom just by its own existence. Shimonek releases mega hot scent with orgasm triggering effect and has power of defeating Thanos and 100% Shaggy combined effortlessly. He is the smartest being in the entire universe and owns most profitable companies including ur daddy's asshole.
Worship Shimonek or he fuk u up bitch.
Shimonek's cock is a weapon of mass destruction.
Is Shimonek real? I have never seen him going out, but i can feel his dick in my mouth.
Shimonek is so hot i cum everytime.
Shimonek by Tagliatele con polo November 27, 2021

shomosexy 

a command to someone to show more sexy
hey baby shomosexy
shomosexy by RINGOSPIN August 2, 2008

shemosexual 

1. A highly sexual creature that appears to be female, but will have sex with anything.
1. Shemosexual than most when she got that beerbottle up in her pussy.
shemosexual by drippindorf December 3, 2010

Shimoneta Style

The act of wearing panties on head. (Crotch over nose. Back of head uncovered)
My friend beat me after she saw me wear her panties Shimoneta Style.
Shimoneta Style by Bag Mann March 26, 2021

Shomosexual

Sho·mo·sex·u·al   

–adjective

1. of, pertaining to, or physically exhibiting homosexuality.

Having exited the closet, rather than being discrete in any shape or form they openly show they're sexuality in an over the top approach which may result in the following:

- Complete change of wardrobe
- Sudden expert in fashion
- Fake tan
- Increased campness
- Gay banter
Since John came out as being gay he's been such a shomosexual.
Shomosexual by Caseysace June 15, 2011
The art of curling one out in the car whilst stationary in a traffic jam on the highway.
Auntie Eartha was bursting for a shite whilst stuck in traffic so she shimode on the seat 😳
Shimode by Rita2468 May 19, 2018