4 definitions by Rita2468

Shimode

The art of curling one out in the car whilst stationary in a traffic jam on the highway.

Auntie Eartha was bursting for a shite whilst stuck in traffic so she shimode on the seat 😳

by Rita2468 April 2, 2018

Dippy Monkey

1. Scratch ‘n’ sniff
Or
2. Anal sex

‘Donna was game on for a bit of ‘Dippy Monkey’ whilst playing her Kazoo.

It’s always time for a bit of Dippy Monkey.

by Rita2468 December 7, 2021

Wonderwomaned

The art of binding the victims wrists together with your gold rope, seductively removing your crown to pin them down. Then climbing on his throbbing girth and spinning around...

Hey... you... fancy being Wonderwomaned tonight?

by Rita2468 February 21, 2019

big toeing

The art of accepting a ‘big toe’ inserted into your arris.

Ooer , is that your big toe I can feel up my arse, gotta love a bit of big toeing.

by Rita2468 March 6, 2018