Shimney 

A word used in place of the word 'thing'.

Instead of: Hey bob, how are you

Use: Hey shimney...

Shimney by Alastair Redpath April 4, 2003

Shidney 

It is when you have been on an all day drinking binge, with all the trimmings. i.e. : 12 pints of strong larger at lunch time, an afternoon curry followed by more larger in the evening, topped off by a kebab with extra chili sauce, then straight home to bed. In the morning when emptying your bowls you will feel like you have shit a kidney ! And probably would have done !

God, i just shit a kidney ! answer, oh, have you just had a shidney ?

Shidney by Dungeon masters aprentice November 28, 2010

Shitney 

The city of Sydney, Australia.

"Yeah, I have to fly from lovely Brisbane to bloody Shitney for a conference"

"I loved living in Melbourne, but got posted to Shitney by work..."

"Canberra always gets bagged out by Shitney residents as they are pissed it got picked as the capital"

Shitney by UCJD December 2, 2011

S.O.S. ( Shiney Object Syndrome) 

Shiney Object Syndrome: is wide spread in women throughout the world namely America, it is a need for Bling, shiney and sparkley objects to adorn their bodies with, such as clothes, jewelry, purses, cell phones and just about any and all fashion accessories!

I can't walk through the mall without having to stop every five feet because of Michelle's S.O.S. ( Shiney Object Syndrome) , she catches all the sparkle and bling with her peripheral vision and has to stop at every store!

S.O.S. ( Shiney Object Syndrome) by Jane Nazrat September 18, 2009

shiney hairs 

Women who are high maintenence but beautiful to look at usually exhibiting top of the line clothing, the perfect manicure, and a shiney, healthy, just out of the salon hairstyle.

Look at all the shiney hairs in the joint! I could probably get a number but I am intimidated by their beauty.

shiney hairs by goatofcolors December 16, 2008

Bite My Shiney Metal Ass

The incorrect spelling of the catchphrase Bite my shiny metal ass.

Bob: Bite my shiney metal ass!
John: There is no 'e' in shiny.
Bob: Screw you college boy.

Bite My Shiney Metal Ass by Kamalyko December 31, 2005

Shitney Spears 

When you're taking a shit, and it starts off pretty solid, but then quickly degenerates into a fucking mess.

Yo dude, I should've passed on the Ben & Jerry's last night. Stuff gave me some mad shitney spears this morning.

Shitney Spears by Shit Phantom May 19, 2008