Second Shit

The shit that comes up soon after standing and putting on pants after already relieving oneself. Can even hit the five minute mark where one decides to hit. Sort of like a second wind for your butt.

Man, I had just buckled my pants and stepped out of the bathroom when that Second Shit hit me!

Aw weak, I hate when that happens.

Second Shit by chocotaco! January 13, 2010

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shitty seconds

Originated from the phrase "sloppy seconds". Shitty seconds is the act of taking a shit in the same toilet within a couple minutes after someone else whether the first shitter flushed the toilet or not. The bathroom still smells like shit from the previous shitter and the toilet seat is already warmed up for you. Sometimes, if you are lucky enough, you will even find left over pubic hairs from the previous shitter as an added bonus.

Vuhgena (as she's leaving the bathroom), "Aww okay I'm done."

Antwan, "Damnit I hate shitty seconds! The toilet seat is all warm and it feels weird! I thought girls can't poop!? I mean it smells like shit in here and she got pubic hair everywhere! OMFG is that a used tampon on the floor??"

Dick, "Hurry up Antwan! Shitty thirds are gonna suck!"

shitty seconds by tag0693 August 14, 2011

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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