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If a resident of the deep south, please see wife. Otherwise, somebody you'll probably rarely meet.
Uneducated southerner: I jes' married mah secind cusin!

Everybody else: I can't come to the party. I gotta go to my second cousin's funeral, even though I never knew him.
by mikm May 31, 2005
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The code name for bad baby things,
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My cousin, Ashleys' child Amanda, is my Second Cousin.
by arkitek December 20, 2005
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A part of the family you would like to get to know but he is always with his buddies. But they love you just the same by not hitting you with a dodge ball
"Don't you dare hit me I'm your second cousin"

"you don't want to do that we are family"
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