Scrollers Knee - The definition of the round red patches you find just above the knee caps after resting ones elbows on them whilst taking a shit but scrolling on a Smartphone or Tablet in the toilet.
"fackin hell Tommy, I cant walk straight, got right scrollers knee"
"i'm not surprised Jim, you were in the shitter for hours..."
The act of scrolling through a social network on one's phone, with loud music of choice playing in the background through a nearby speaker.
An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.
John was 8 mintues late to practice, his daily bump n' scroll in the parking lot took much too long.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.
The elder Scrolls is a game series developed by Bethesda Softworks, and possibly one of the greatest RPG sereis of all time, Entries to the series include: Arena, II Daggerfall, III Morrowind, IV Oblivion and of course, the most recent entry, V Skyrim
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.