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sandpit turtle 

Sandpit Turtle is a genetically modified species of turtles that where created in Britain and were accidentally transported to Mexico; on the B.M.T Horizon. This was a humiliating mistake by

Captain Olive Skies. In North America these turtles are commonly called Tony Turtles and are a rare nocturnal species that only appears with three Mexicans one of which must look like a female at times but they are all male. They can be captured using Star Wars related things or other turtles and on the occasion of someone piercing a veil. The bite is venomous and causes insomnia that can only be cured by the sound of sirens that come from the lowest point or the all time lowest point you can find in your area. For this reason they should be feared even though it can be extremely adorable at times but just ask Alexandria you will regret running in to this turtle because it is not very selfish but my case collisions with the sky and could be dramatic. This was a beloved pet of the captain Olive Skies later adopted by the three Mexicans.

dick-sappointment 

the feeling a girl feels when a man brags about being well endowed, building up anticipation for the female, and later she gets him in bed, only to find out he is very small, and unable to satisfy her

( dick + disappointed )
Tj laid me down last night, my after all that bragging needless to say I was very dick-sappointed

black guys with small dicks cause a lot of dick-sappointment
dick-sappointment by diddy kong September 28, 2009
Military slang for the middle east, especially those nations with sandy deserts eg Iraq, Saudi Arabia. Usually just refered to as 'The Sandpit'
Looks like the Army's sending for another tour in 'the sandpit'. Last time I was there I was stuck in Baghdad for 9 months.
Sandpit by anonimouse October 28, 2006

sandpit moment

1. A moment of great reflection on your life.
Your girlfriend tells you she's pregnant, it's unplanned and you're completely unprepared. It's time for a sandpit moment. You head to the nearest park and go sit by the local recreational sandpit reflecting.
sandpit moment by morpah October 18, 2012

Tennis Center Sand Point 

a bunch of crackheads trying to teach kids and adults tennis. and one thomas palsell who will become a professional tennis player. and another coach kyle who lives in coffee and flexes flexes his mercedes.
omg she works at tennis center sand point. she is on some kind of crack.
The place behind Reimert Hall where people at Ursinus College settle beef. Basically a shitty volleyball court that people wrestle at.
RJ: “Dude what the fuck are you talking about?”
Sean: “Let’s sandpit.”
Sandpit by TheDickmeister October 23, 2019