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A term of endearment given to morbidly obese diabetic Jewish women after ejaculating on their immensely greasy fat rolls and letting the sweaty semen mixture dry creating a crust not so dissimilar to the salt mountains of the Dead Sea in Israel.
Guess what Shlomo, I gave that fat loaf of gefilte fish a Saltzman last night! Mazel tov!
Saltzman by Lynch Marshawn November 11, 2022

Charlie saltzman

Wow, Charlie saltzman is one crazy dude!

Charlie Saltzman

My best friend in the whole world who is also the coolest person I’ve ever met who is also really funny who is also really hot and sexy and handsome who is also a top notch dancer.
Charlie Saltzman loves American Cheese and high pitched goofball laughs 🤣
This describes a sexy, smart, and successful male of whom everyone looks up to.
"Daddy I really wanna be a Salzman when I grow up."
Salzman by thegreatwhite May 13, 2010

Jacob Saltsman

Plays for the Los Angeles Lakers has 29 million subscribers on YouTube
Jacob Saltsman by Lakers lover2 February 10, 2018
A bossman who steady drops pinches of salt on the slugs pocket watching. A man's man, one your girl wishes she had but never will. Can be dangerous and aggressive, knows everyone you think you know. Won't hesitate to squash you respectfully. A trademarker of all things Like this word.
Man that guys a real saltman, staying salty is his job. Steer clear of him unless your intentions are perfect.
saltman by Saltmanloud May 18, 2021