A term of endearment given to morbidly obese diabetic Jewish women after ejaculating on their immensely greasy fat rolls and letting the sweaty semen mixture dry creating a crust not so dissimilar to the salt mountains of the Dead Sea in Israel.

Guess what Shlomo, I gave that fat loaf of gefilte fish a Saltzman last night! Mazel tov!

Saltzman by Lynch Marshawn November 11, 2022

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Charlie saltzman

Funny and and a good person

Wow, Charlie saltzman is one crazy dude!

Charlie saltzman by EpicLolly36 June 14, 2021

Charlie Saltzman

My best friend in the whole world who is also the coolest person I’ve ever met who is also really funny who is also really hot and sexy and handsome who is also a top notch dancer.

Charlie Saltzman loves American Cheese and high pitched goofball laughs 🤣

Charlie Saltzman by EpicLolly36 June 20, 2021

Salzman

This describes a sexy, smart, and successful male of whom everyone looks up to.

"Daddy I really wanna be a Salzman when I grow up."

Salzman by thegreatwhite May 13, 2010

Jacob Saltsman

Plays for the Los Angeles Lakers has 29 million subscribers on YouTube

Jacob Saltsman is the best Basketball player ever

Jacob Saltsman by Lakers lover2 February 10, 2018

saltman

A bossman who steady drops pinches of salt on the slugs pocket watching. A man's man, one your girl wishes she had but never will. Can be dangerous and aggressive, knows everyone you think you know. Won't hesitate to squash you respectfully. A trademarker of all things Like this word.

Man that guys a real saltman, staying salty is his job. Steer clear of him unless your intentions are perfect.

saltman by Saltmanloud May 18, 2021

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026