Saltzman

A term of endearment given to morbidly obese diabetic Jewish women after ejaculating on their immensely greasy fat rolls and letting the sweaty semen mixture dry creating a crust not so dissimilar to the salt mountains of the Dead Sea in Israel.

Guess what Shlomo, I gave that fat loaf of gefilte fish a Saltzman last night! Mazel tov!

by Lynch Marshawn November 11, 2022

saltzman

a person with a huge heart and a crazy one

last name will mostly be saltzman not middle or first

by dsbckhjdegs December 18, 2018

Charlie Saltzman

My best friend in the whole world who is also the coolest person I’ve ever met who is also really funny who is also really hot and sexy and handsome who is also a top notch dancer.

Charlie Saltzman loves American Cheese and high pitched goofball laughs 🤣

by EpicLolly36 June 20, 2021

Charlie saltzman

Funny and and a good person

Wow, Charlie saltzman is one crazy dude!

by EpicLolly36 June 14, 2021