2 definitions by Lynch Marshawn

A term of endearment given to morbidly obese diabetic Jewish women after ejaculating on their immensely greasy fat rolls and letting the sweaty semen mixture dry creating a crust not so dissimilar to the salt mountains of the Dead Sea in Israel.
Guess what Shlomo, I gave that fat loaf of gefilte fish a Saltzman last night! Mazel tov!
by Lynch Marshawn November 11, 2022
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Common name for a male Jew. Common traits include:

1. A tremendously small phallus most commonly due to the family cheaping out on the circumcision procedure.

2. Vertically challenged.

3. Disproportionate tendency to not spend money on anything including but not limited to: loved ones.

4. Weed
Goldstein is the cheapest jew I've ever met. He once asked me for gas money to drive 3 blocks. When I refused he left me in the middle of the road.
by Lynch Marshawn November 10, 2022
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