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Sack Hand 

The act of rubbing your own hand around your sweaty ball-sack, then shaking someone else's hand with the aforementioned hand smothered in bollock sweat.
Tom: Hey, how was talking to Harry?

Dick: OK, I gave him the old Sack Hand'.

Tom: Hahaha.
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one hand sack basket 

A modest streaker using one free hand to cradle his testicles, propably from fear of having then squished or busted by his legs. This word was probably coined by Daniel Tosh.
Kevin uses a one hand sack basket when he goes out streaking.
sport played with a soft rectangular bag in with you toss, catch and perform tricks using the back of your hand, feet, and other body parts.
Let's go toss the hand sack around.
Hand-sack by The Myachi Man November 12, 2003

Sack-hands

When your hands are wrinkled so much that they start to look like the surface of the scrotum
Person 1: I just got finished with my dishes shift, my hands are so wrinkly!

Person 2: Yeah i hate Sack-hands!
Sack-hands by DeepFriedTeletubby February 13, 2020

Handy beer sack 

Two guys one girl. Binge drink for a day, get super drunk, piss, shit, and puke in a bucket or bowl, mix it together, dump it in the girls vagina, she squirted it all over them. They proceed to smear it all over eachother so it is body on body contact, then she licks it all off, then throws up on her hands, and proceedes to give handjobs. Optionally followed by anal
Me and my colage room mates decided to give this nasty bone a handy beer sack
Handy beer sack by jdawgnight73 October 16, 2015

One-Handed Sack Basket 

A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.
Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"

Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."

Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"

Two-Handed Sack Basket 

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.
Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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