A term used for pets when they are being extra affectionate and will not leave you alone because they just want snuggles and pets. The term stems from how babies are so obsessed with breastfeeding that they won’t leave you alone till they get it.
My cat is a total suckaboobie, he always has to curl up next to me when I’m sleeping.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"