smev

A smev is a type of simp who continues to simp other girls despite having a girlfriend.

Peter: "Why did he do that girl's homework when he has a girlfriend?"
John: "It's because he's a smev."

smev by The Funny Guy 2003 March 29, 2020

SMEV

To Smev-to pot a ball in pool without actually knowing you were trying to pot the ball.

and

to smev- to miss a shot on a open goal from 2 yards out.

"kanu made a complete smev of that shoot"

smev in corner pocket.

SMEV by Bowsertoad April 5, 2013

Smev

Wacky goofy little pal

Hey thats smev boppin his head

Smev by Milo:) May 19, 2022

smevin 

A person that does things weirdly or different. It can also be the act of or being capable of doing something weirdly or differently.

Can you even smevin bro?
Man Kevin is such a smevin.

smevin by KSKingJoker May 17, 2018

smevens 

someone who lives on a farm and fucking reeks of horse shit who wants to be a chav.

"have you seen that new kid?"
"yeh apparently he lives on a farm or something"
"fucking hell he's a right smevens"

smevens by M.A.W March 14, 2007

Smevklefrem 

An ancient nordic word referring to something so indescribably old or indescribable in general.

"My dad...I don't know....he's kinda smevklefrem."

Smevklefrem by SuperMooseJuice October 12, 2014

Smevil 

Nickname created in 1999 meaning a SMart EVIL. Like Dr.Evil but smarter, Dr.Smevil. Used in old mmo's when you would infiltrate a clan build up and take over from the inside.

"Great we just lost our base to a Smevil."

" Look out it's Smevil be cautious."

Smevil by Dr. Smevil March 27, 2020