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SMASH'D by akl;sdfj;alskfdj;alskdf November 3, 2006
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I'd smash
Pronunciation: Eyed Smash
Function: Vernacular, Expressive Phrase
Etymology: From "I'd hit it"
Used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite sex.
Function: Vernacular, Expressive Phrase
Etymology: From "I'd hit it"
Used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite sex.
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I'd Smash
A term used by guys to briefly rate a female. Means the girl could be anywhere between 'really fucking hot' or 'ok'. A girl decent enough to fuck or above.
Guy 1:Hey,what would you rate Brianna?
Guy 2:Eh,shes ok. Nice ass but her face looks weird. I'd smash.
(hot girl walks by group of guys)
Guy 1: Id Smash
Guy 2: Same.
Group nods in approval.
Guy 2:Eh,shes ok. Nice ass but her face looks weird. I'd smash.
(hot girl walks by group of guys)
Guy 1: Id Smash
Guy 2: Same.
Group nods in approval.
I'd Smash by HYPERLINK! December 18, 2011
I'd smash her pasty
"What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"
I'd smash her pasty by Megaross March 26, 2010
Smash-da-homie
When a person in a relationship (open or exclusive) finds out their partner has slept (had sex) with their friend/associate.
On BOTH seasons of "For the Love of Ray J", a girl had previously had sexual relations with one of Ray J's friends.
"LUSCIOUS! SHE Smash-da-homie"!
"LUSCIOUS! SHE Smash-da-homie"!
Smash-da-homie by K!n@K@tzWhrIz@t February 15, 2010
Smash & Dash
Smash & Dash by somidahomie October 24, 2015
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