SMASH'D 

When one is burned or possibly owned or pwned.

Example:

Thomas: Thats not what you were saying last night Sammy.

Michael: SMASH'D!

SMASH'D by akl;sdfj;alskfdj;alskdf November 3, 2006

I'd smash 

Pronunciation: Eyed Smash
Function: Vernacular, Expressive Phrase
Etymology: From "I'd hit it"

Used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite sex.

"What do you think of Jenny?"
"I'd smash."

I'd smash by Keta January 27, 2006

I'd Smash 

A term used by guys to briefly rate a female. Means the girl could be anywhere between 'really fucking hot' or 'ok'. A girl decent enough to fuck or above.

Guy 1:Hey,what would you rate Brianna?
Guy 2:Eh,shes ok. Nice ass but her face looks weird. I'd smash.

(hot girl walks by group of guys)
Guy 1: Id Smash
Guy 2: Same.
Group nods in approval.

I'd Smash by HYPERLINK! December 18, 2011

I'd smash her pasty 

I would have sexual intercourse with that lovely young lady over there.

"What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"

I'd smash her pasty by Megaross March 26, 2010

D Smash 

Back up.

In PC gaming the D button is often the button used to make your character go backwards.

Guy 1: Dude I'm in trouble here!
Guy 2: D Smash man!

or

Guy 1: And that's how I did something super complicated.
Guy 2: Woh D Smash, What did you do?

D Smash by CGeist August 20, 2011

Smash-da-homie 

When a person in a relationship (open or exclusive) finds out their partner has slept (had sex) with their friend/associate.

On BOTH seasons of "For the Love of Ray J", a girl had previously had sexual relations with one of Ray J's friends.

"LUSCIOUS! SHE Smash-da-homie"!

Smash-da-homie by K!n@K@tzWhrIz@t February 15, 2010

Smash & Dash 

When guys Fuck then leaves real quick

Julie: How was the first night with you bf?
Sarah: Oh man, it was smash & dash

Smash & Dash by somidahomie October 24, 2015