8 definitions by Keta

Top Definition
When someone doesn't know how to spell masturbate.
I think I'll go in to the bathroom and mastribate to prawn.
by Keta September 08, 2003
Pronunciation: Eyed Smash
Function: Vernacular, Expressive Phrase
Etymology: From "I'd hit it"

Used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite sex.
"What do you think of Jenny?"
"I'd smash."
by Keta January 27, 2006
A strange and rare mammal of the primate family. The only encounter was documented by one, Terrence Longfella.
He spanked out a dance like a weasal-monkey.
by Keta April 19, 2003
An exclamation of dissatisfaction.
I lost the election?! Awww, monkeyseeds.
by Keta September 08, 2003
A strange and rare mammal of the primate family. The only encounter was documented by one, Terrence Longfella.
He spanked out that dance like a weasle-monkey!!
by Keta April 19, 2003
Quickly, mercilessly, and with gusto.
Anne is being fangoriously digested by a gelatinous monster.
by Keta September 08, 2003
I was unbeliavble the way he layed it down like that!
by Keta April 19, 2003

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