skreets

n. the school of hard knocks, the ghetto, the place of no return, the drug dealers paradise, the lawless world of ruffians, the white man's fears and doubts all rolled into one, the place from which every famous rapper, convict and crackhead has allegedly spawned.

Guy 1: Yo mang, where'd you get your crack pipe?
Guy 2: From da skreets, mutha fucka.

by Jon January 6, 2004

skreets

A real speech impediment that evolved into urban slang so 'speaker' avoids being thought of as a fucking moron.

Shit dog, I keeps it real bra ...ya feel me?
I be dare'n a mutha fucka to even think I ain't from the skreets bra! They's a hard ass teacha for real tho.

Ain't like a Nigga can go down to the liberry and axe OG Monster Cody for a copy of the rules of da game!

by Misanthropic71 March 26, 2008

skreet

ghetto for "street."

That strawberry was booty-nekid in da middle o' da skreet!

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

Skreets

The best response to any question. Coined by Famous Dex Also see: It was business.

Example 1:

Interviewer: Sooo, you stopped playing basketball, and then what?

Famous Dex: And then...Skreets!

Interviewer: The streets--

Famous Dex: Skreets!

Interviewer: So you get in the streets--

Famous Dex: SKREETS!

Example 2:

Interviewer: What is your nix, like what do you think you're known for?

Famous Dex: I'm known for...*Sips lean*...I'm known for like...Skreets!

Example 3:

Famous Dex: God blessed me with...Skreets!

by chickewingzbruh November 15, 2017

skreet

the ghetto way of saying street. usually when one is too lazy to use the correct pronunciation.

why did the nigga cross the skreet?

by Woobie May 28, 2005

skreet

noun:
a thoroughfare in a city of town

I busa cap in his ass and lefim laying in da skreet.

by Slick T September 2, 2005

Skreet

Basically a mix of the word "reet"; that screechy noise made in horror movies, and the slang word "skurt". It means hightailing your ass out of a bad situation in a hasty, nearly comical, manner. It can also be an exclamation similar to "oh shit" or used casually to mean "well... um, that's... uh... weird?"

Josh: He came at me with a gun!
Kate: ... Oh my god, what did you do?
Josh: Bitch, I fuckin' ran, that's what I did. I was like, "oh hell naw".... then I fuckin' skreeted my ass outta there.

Kate: You... "skreeted"... What the hell does that mean?

by Terror of the middle east March 20, 2022