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1. crack pipe
A small clear pipe which is used to smoke the various kinds of crytalized drugs (primarily the uppers such as crack cocaine and crytal meth).
the "rod portion" is generally about 1/2 inch in diameter, and about 2 to 3 inches long (the open end of the rod is obviously the end you "smoke" out of). The "bowl" is about the size of a gumball, is hollow (duh), and has a small hole on top. Your "drug" sits inside the bottom of the bowl, you heat the bottom of the bowl with your lighter or torch (careful not to burn your shit in there!), the crystalized chunk will melt, and there you get your smoke!
For meth, let it cool off and harden back up into a blob first, then reheat it and smoke (Why? ...I don't know... that is what I was told. "THEY" say it is "BAD" for you to smoke it right off ...because obviously it isn't actually "bad" to smoke otherwise. RIGHT. I have NO IDEA if this "rule" applies to crack as well.)
Inhale SLOWLY, but don't hold your breath in once your inhale is complete... just blow it on out. This is NOT smoking weed out of a bong my friend. This is a gentle procedure.
Oh! Roll and/or rock the pipe back and forth under a lighter flame so as not to burn the now liquified substance (with the torch, just gently but quickly shake the flame unber the bowl ...this is just easier, and achieves the same effect).
ICK ICK!! DON'T BURN IT!
Also. Clean it regular...
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by OkayMartin May 20, 2004 share this
2. crack pipe
Seemingly a major problem for "gangsta" hip-hop stars and drop-out morons. The result of sudden extreme changes in temperature, causing rupture of household plumbing. Often occuring during late winter and early spring, leading to domestic flooding and a fight with the insurance company.
Ja rule: "Ya bitch, ya forgot to lag the muvvafuka, now ya got a crack pipe."
by Kristofa Jan 31, 2005 share this
3. crack pipe
what people tell you to put down, when you say something stupid.
Stupid Person: How many calories does water have?

Me: Put down the crack pipe. It doesn't have any, it's water.
4. crack pipe
Beginner's musical instrument. Popular in the 1980's and 1990's but somehow still around due to multi-level focus group marketing on behalf of the music industry. Obscene amounts of money can be made if you can master fine instrument.
Ja Rule and 50 Cent got their start on the crack pipe and now they be millionaires
by Wigga May 13, 2003 share this
5. crack pipe
The crack-taking device that I hide in my collar.
I need some coke real bad... Lemme get my crack pipe.
by WyndX Apr 14, 2003 share this
6. crack pipe
A small brass adapter {resembling a smoking device} used by Time Trial Cyclist and Triathletes to connect their pump head to their valve stem. Used for inflating disk wheels.
When it came time to prep for the race I had to borrow my neighbor's crack pipe, having lost mine.
7. crack pipe
What is used to smoke crack-cocain out of. Small hole on botton and big hole on top where you put the crack.
like a tabacco pipe (bowl) but glass
by anonymous Jun 27, 2003 share this
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