by 213423rsdvfsdfsa February 12, 2018
the politically correct term to define an individual intentionally or unintentionally sabotaging your advances with a female
I was unsuccessful in courting that attractive female last night all because this one poultry impediment wouldn't leave me alone
by lil kid fucker April 7, 2021
Texting the wrong word or wrong letter within the word, creating a different meaning. Usually occurs from texting too quickly or due to an altered mental state.
Girl: I'm taking pictures of the waterfall you will love. They're wonderflu!
Boy: I just got over a bad case of wonderflu myself.
Girl: You're a bully. Making fun of little kids with text impediments.
Boy: I just got over a bad case of wonderflu myself.
Girl: You're a bully. Making fun of little kids with text impediments.
by Two D's August 7, 2009
by chuckina May 20, 2009
A condition that some people have that results in them pronouncing words incorrectly. In addition, others will laugh at them cause it is REALLY REALLY funny.
Bill: Hey, do you have any CHI-WEE-OHS?
Cale: Naw bitch, but I have some cheerios. ole speech impediment havin ass.
Cale: Naw bitch, but I have some cheerios. ole speech impediment havin ass.
by Cale Morgan October 16, 2006
A broken arm or two broken arms in plaster, Originated from the fact that Italians love to make hand actions while speaking.
Guy 1: Awh nasty man, Two broken arms!
Guy 2: I know right, I guess I now have an Italian speech impediment :( .
Guy 2: I know right, I guess I now have an Italian speech impediment :( .
by The-Love-Doctor March 9, 2012