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n. The main activity of a rusty trombone party.
Sure your band has a trombone player, but does it have a rusty trombone player?
by Dr. Mung March 31, 2004
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Giving dude a raw hand job while simutaneously lickin' the hell out of his ass.

If you saw it from the side it looks like she's playin' the trombone!
"Jane looks like shit today!"

"Maybe because she was up licking SHIT all night!"

"What a rusty trombone giver!"
by De Ann December 30, 2005
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When a female or male(in homosexual scenarios) grabs their partner's penis from behind and plants their tongue and lips on their asshole. Then he or she proceeds by licking and possibly eating out their partner's asshole. At the same time, he or she gives them a handjob. This movement that is performed is very much similar to playing a trombone.
Dude, last night I walked in on Sheeneequa while she was giving Dennis a rusty trombone.

My Boss frequently asks his employees to give him a rusty trombone.

Garrett could not resist asking for a rusty trombone after coming back from band camp.

Stewart: Hey Martha. I Think we should try something new today.
Bertha: Like what?
Stewart: Give me a rusty trombone! Now!
Bertha: But Stewart, you have so much hair all around your ass and on your gooch, it will be like eating a hay bale. Consider shaving that monkey ass of yours and then I will give you the best rusty trombone!
Stewart: Okay, I will do as you say. I may be whipped, but I'm so horny right now.
by bigmelon June 16, 2008
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the act of simultaneously eating asshole and jerking a guy off
man, that girl was so kinky she bent me over the coffee table and gave me a rusty trombone!! mmmm so good
by humpy lumpkin April 07, 2008
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A freakin gay sexual act when one man licks another mans ass while reaching between his legs and jerking him off....
That nigga jp be giving rusty trombones to that gay ass fool
by boost7 April 18, 2006
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getting your ass crack and/or ass hole licked while the girl reaches around and tugs on your cock. Thus looks like the girl is "making music."
Baby girl gave me the best rusty trombone ever!
Ever had a rusty trombone
by Sam from Philly July 22, 2005
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A standing man getting his asshole eaten out by the woman he just ass-fucked, while she jerks him off from behind. The man has to have ass-fucked the woman, hence what makes your trombone "RUSTY"
Tom fucked Kelly's ass so well, she treated him to a Rusty Trombone.
by Mr. Bator July 30, 2008
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