by goose616 April 27, 2012
by Higzi July 11, 2008
I'm tromboned out of my curlers!
by twed April 23, 2004
An instrument whose players can, unlike tuba players, actually keep time. Originally designed as an improvement on the trumpet, the trombone turned out to be an improvement on all other instruments as well. A single trombonist can, and will outplay many small string ensembles. For every time a trombonist hits fortissimo, a man gets a hard on somewhere, and three women lose their virginity...twice. Also considered by many to have magical properties.
No, there is nothing wrong with your recording equipment's balance, we have a trombone in the ensemble.
by Posaunespieler May 26, 2009
by Kram Llahtneb February 7, 2010
Try playing some pedal tones with that tromboner---just be careful. Don't whack that girl in front of you with the slide.
by pentozali November 1, 2010
1. A low brass instrument with a slide. All other instruments may mock this wonderous creation, but deep down inside, they all wish that they could play a trombone.
2. One who plays a trombone. These people are generally the coolest people in the band and, during a pep band, are the true spirit of the band.
2. One who plays a trombone. These people are generally the coolest people in the band and, during a pep band, are the true spirit of the band.
1. Wow, look at that shiny, beautiful trombone. It has such a cool slide. I want one.
2. "That person is so awesome. What is she?"
"She must be a trombone."
2. "That person is so awesome. What is she?"
"She must be a trombone."
by Lini January 6, 2006