Rusty Tromblumpkin

A combination on the Rusty Trombone, (a sexual position in which a girl licks the man's asshole while giving him hand relief from behind), and The Blumpkin (a sexual position in which a man takes a dump and simultaneously receives oral pleasure). A modified toilet or a lot of creativity is required.

I received a quite satisfying Rusty Tromblumpkin last night!

I wish I had time for a Rusty Tromblumpkin!

Rusty Tromblumpkins are quite addictive!

Rusty Tromblumpkin by Jason Walburn February 20, 2008

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Rusty Tromblumpkin

A mixture between a rusty trombone and a blumpkin.

In a Rusty Tromblumpkin, the male recieves a hand job while depositing feces directly into another person's mouth.

No one talked to Catye anymore since her mouth reeked of feces from giving Matt a Rusty Tromblumpkin.

Rusty Tromblumpkin by Dan Stover January 17, 2008

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Rusty Tromblumpcano

n. The extreme fetish act that involves the Rusty Trombone, (a sexual position in which Partner B licks Partner A's asshole while giving him hand relief from behind) only partner A being relieved is having violent diarrhea and partner B is vomiting into the asshole.

While in Europe, I made a German prostitute give me a Rusty Tromblumpcano after taking a large amount of laxatives.

Rusty Tromblumpcano by Lazerspewpew December 19, 2012

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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