Rusty Shackelford

Dale Gribble's fake name on King of the Hill. Whenever you want to allude that you don't want your real identity to be known for something, say you are "Rusty Shackelford".

Cop: I am going to have to give you a ticket for being drunk and disorderly, what is your name?
You: My name is... Rusty Shackelford. Shackelford, Rusty.

Rusty Shackelford by jerkoff April 18, 2005

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Rusty Shackleford

Alias used by the government paranoid Dale Gribble, Hank Hill's friend on the animated series 'King of the Hill'. He also claims to own Shackleford's birth certificate.

"No, wait! Rusty Shackleford wants a pizza!" - Dale Gribble

Rusty Shackleford by AngeFaitore November 13, 2004

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rusty shackleford

When you take a dump on your own chest while giving yourself a handy.

Wanna go to the bar? Nah I’m gonna stay home and give myself a rusty shackleford.

rusty shackleford by acfil August 15, 2022

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Rusty Shackleford

When you where suppose to redo the shingle on the neighbors roof, but end up going ass to mouth instead

Dale: hey John; -shingle my roof and keep an eye out on my wife

John: sure no problem

Gave her the ole Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford by ruffordshackleford September 6, 2020

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rustyshackleford

the fake name dale gribble uses too order pizza with.

i killed rustyshackleford,correction rustyshackleford wants a pizza.

rustyshackleford by rustyshakelford January 21, 2010

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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