Skip to main content

Rub Whore 

A woman that frequently asks any male within range for a neck or back rub. The unsuspecting male thinks it's a precusor to an intimate encounter, when in fact they're just looking for a free massage. Lot's of dweebs think that they're going to get laid when a girl asks them for a rub when in actuality, their hands go numb and they can't even relieve themselves.
Watch out dude, Donna's hot, but she's a total rub whore.
Rub Whore by cocknabox November 17, 2010
Rub Whore mug front
Get the Rub Whore mug.
See more merch

Rub Your Paycheck Where It Hurts 

Response given to someone who is annoyed at all the extra time they've been putting in at work even though they are being compensated for it.
Rob was whining about putting in a 60 hour work week so I told him to "rub your paycheck where it hurts"