Risky's 

A group of girls who age you are unsure of. They could be underage but they could be legal.

Nick: "Yo, we should holla at those girls."

Rob: "I don't know man, those look like risky's to me."

Risky's by drikdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

Schrödinger's risky text 

From a quantum mechanics point of view, someone is either serious or joking about the text until they get a reply.

Sam: So I sent Cleo a risky text. I'm not sure how she's gonna take it.

Strive: Haha, chill she just might be into it.

Sam: And if she trips I'll say I was joking, it's basically a Schrödinger's risky text.

Strive: Nerd!

Schrödinger's risky text by Blurrific March 19, 2020

risky shift 

When someone is masturbating with one hand for an extensive period of time, then quickly changes to other hand without missing a stroke in order to avoid cramping of hands.

I was beating off last week and my left hand got tired, so I made a risky shift to my right hand.

risky shift by Bobw39 August 12, 2017

ricky's mom 

Ricky's mom is a majestic creature born in China.

Ricky's Mum is a hella fine chick that can be used as a sex toy. Also a very overprotective creature

Last night I was having fun with ricky's mom
Damnnn why cant ricky's mom leave me alone

ricky's mom is so hot

ricky's mom by Rickyx281002 November 21, 2017

Risky Squidward 

When a guy takes a laxative and bends over, the partner gets behind him and grabs his dick between his legs and tries to get him off before the laxative kicks in.

“Chad and I tried the Risky Squidward last night and he won… he frosted me like a cake.”

Risky Squidward by SlapRackBang March 16, 2022

Risky snooze 

The art of turning snooze off on your alarm after being woken up, and going back to sleep in the hope that your body will be the only alarm you need. Often goes disastrously wrong when you wake up and your lecture started 20 minutes ago.

1) "Sorry I'm late for the meeting boss, but I was so hungover this morning that I decided to do a risky snooze and I didn't wake up till your secretary rang, you're cool with that right?"

2) "Hey, where'd you get that black eye?"

"Well I slept with my mates wife, I was gonna leave before he got back, but I was tired so I had a risky snooze just before he came in"

3) "You look fresh"

"Yeah, I totally had a successful risky snooze"

4) "You're forty minutes late for your exam, you will not get the time back"

"But I have an excuse"

"What is it?"

"I went for a risky snooze but didn't wake up in time"

"That's okay then, don't worry I'll talk to the chief examiner about this"

5) The thought process goes -

I'm wide awake and ready to face a new day.

*turns off alarm*

*sits up*

Actually I'm still quite tired.

*lays down*

The alarm is SO far away, screw it I probably won't fall too much asleep.

*wakes up*

"FUCK"

*late*

Risky snooze by ugotpauld December 28, 2011

Risky Susan 

A sexual manuver usually preformed with spite. First, one jams their hand in the womans mouth and procedes to punch her in the stomach while screaming his/her own name.

I pulled a risky susan on Patrick last night because he rattlesnaked my bed.

Risky Susan by Con-Artist March 9, 2005