5 definitions by Con-Artist
When having sex doggy style you place your knees on the backs of her legs. Do this until her legs fall asleep. Then kick her and run away. She can not pursue you!
by Con-Artist March 10, 2005
by Con-Artist March 10, 2005
A masacistic way to get even with anyone who fucks with you. First, you take a tightly coiled dump in the bed sheets of your victim. You then hide in the closet and make hissing and other snake noises.
by Con-Artist March 10, 2005
A sexual manuver usually preformed with spite. First, one jams their hand in the womans mouth and procedes to punch her in the stomach while screaming his/her own name.
by Con-Artist March 10, 2005
The turkish tumble consists of a sixty-nine standing while doing improvised back hand springs only with the feet.
by Con-Artist March 10, 2005