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The act of sneeking up behind a friend/enemy and inserting their underwear/pants through their anus by use of your middle finger.
Wow, I think Pauly's feet almost came off the ground when Robin gave him a Runion!
Runion by Troy5118 December 9, 2008
1. An extraordinarily large male member.

2. A lightweight, in regards to alcoholic capacity.
"Check out the Runion on that guy!"

"Guy was trashed after two Mike's Hard Lemonades... what a Runion!"
Runion by atomicdonkey August 24, 2003
A Norwegian Lumberjack. Usually the largest and the heartiest of the lumberjacks. A Runion can grow in excess of 8 feet tall and have been known to be among the manliest men to have ever walked the face of the planet. Runions have a fierce hatred and fear of onions… thus spawning the term “An onion a day keeps the Runion away.”
An onion a day keeps the Runion away.

Dead serious.
Runion by Mologan November 5, 2009
A runion is an friend of your enemy, but not your enemy.
"See Joe over there?"

He's Brenda's runion - stay clear..
RUNION by Birdymckee November 15, 2022
Josh had the go out and catch the Runion, for it was escaping
Runion by Fred the king January 31, 2024

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026