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A Norwegian Lumberjack. Usually the largest and the heartiest of the lumberjacks. A Runion can grow in excess of 8 feet tall and have been known to be among the manliest men to have ever walked the face of the planet. Runions have a fierce hatred and fear of onions… thus spawning the term “An onion a day keeps the Runion away.”
An onion a day keeps the Runion away.

Dead serious.
by Mologan November 05, 2009