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4.
An abbreviation for a retarded turd.
"Stop, being a returd and take your medication!"
by Peckerama April 04, 2008
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1.
(n.) When the solid deuce you are dropping stubbornly shoots back up into your bunghole.
Guy on the shitter- "Yo, this deuce wants to stay in my ass forever, fuckin' returd!"
by Da Sperminator January 22, 2011
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2.
returd
re·turd·ed, re·turd·ing, re·turds

v. tr.
1. To deficate feces that has already been deficated and re-inserted into the colon; to re-deficate.

v. intr.
1. To be placed into someone's colon, via rectal insertion, and expelled in the same manner as normal human feces.

n.
1. A lump of twice-baked feces.

2. A person who crams feces into their colon (not necessarily their own) and deficates or expells it in a normal bowel movement.

3. A person who has been victimized by the act of returding (ie. forcefully inserted into someone's anus and shat out).
v. tr.
1. "I had such a satisfying bowel movement this morning, I jammed it back in so I could returd it."

v. intr.
1. "Look at him all covered in peanuts and sesame seeds... he's obviously been returded."

n.
1. "Look at that unusually shaped returd. It looks just like Abe Lincoln!"

2. "What a fucking returd."

3. "OH MY GOD! I can't believe they did that to me. Now I'm a returd."
by CorpseHumper September 09, 2004
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3.
A combination of a RETARD and a TURD
person 1: Hi guys i cant wait for this upcoming biology test!

person 2: Shut up, returd
by gibzzz March 22, 2007
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5.
Someone who is seemingly retarded to the point that they portray themselves as a complete shit.
Random 1: Hey that guy just spat on your mom!!
Random 2: What a complete returd!
Random 1: yep, he sure is returded.
by Captain Standley May 12, 2007
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6.
A cross between a retard and a turd
"Leanne, you're such a returd!"
by Ad:for:peru March 19, 2009
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