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Retardosity 

The quality of being a retard. Of one who has special needs; to require a helmet.
The level of retardosity on this message board is astounding.
Retardosity by Dan Avenell November 28, 2003
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retardicity 

Something that demonstrates a distinctive retardedness surrounding it.... more of an air than anything else, a sort of "je ne sais quois" that tells you, inherently, that this person/place/thing is truly and utterly retarded.
My buddy dave, though suave in his leather jacket and sneakers, would be flush with retardicity any time he opened his mouth.
retardicity by Muntumbo mo klick December 24, 2008
n. The state of utter stupidity that results from lax channel rules on IRC.
-> Ops #drugs: this channel is overrun with retards
-nixxie:@#drugs- you just noticed?
-persephone^black:@#drugs- lmao... i lost track of convo long ago
-> Ops #drugs: nah.. it's been this way for well over a year.. but the level of retardity never ceases to amaze me
-nixxie:@#drugs- hhahahha....i guess thats what you call "entertainment"
-persephone^black:@#drugs- is retartdity a word?
retardity by GreenJello May 23, 2006

retardacity

A psuedo-scientific measure of the maximum capacity of a room for retardation/retarded behavior.
Using a soldering iron to fix a broken support beam in a futon almost breaches the retardacity limit in a given room.

"This room has reached its retardacity limit. If it gets any more retarded something will probably catch on fire."
retardacity by HugoBoom May 16, 2006

retarditity 

something so retarded, such as douchbaggery, that is above stupid and retarded that the only way it can be defined is by combining the terms.
Jason: Yea, he changed his email and didnt get payment. pure douchebaggery.

Evan: No, thats a perfect example of retarditity.
retarditity by TheNurd December 27, 2006
George Bush's retardity has reached unpresidented heights
Retardity by Skrilla 88 March 10, 2008

Retardacity

Being so blatantly ignorant and stupid, you shock and offend the public.
The shear retardacity of Sarah Palin, to say those things on television, it hurts me.
Retardacity by Slackkidlb7 June 15, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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