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Tomas Repka 

The fucking best Czech defender West Ham United have ever had.
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Tomas Repka by Pat June 19, 2006
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long, deep, fast, and repeatedly 

long, deep, fast, and repeatedly — A skill attributed to a man who is capable of using both a knife and his penis in the exact same way. A warrior in the streets and a master in the sheets; he gets to the battle early and is definitely the last and only one to leave. If you are a woman he may call you back; and, if you are a man he will call the meat wagon and tell them where your body is cooling and to come and pick you up before you start to stink.

This type of character was best captured by Walter Mosley in the person of Raymond “Mouse” Alexander in his Easy Rawlins stories.
Watch out for the men from North Carolina; they will bring a knife to a fist fight and cut you long, deep, fast, and repeatedly. And the women say that they fuck the exact same way. They are bad motherf*ckers.

Machine repairman 

A high caliber Craftsman who repairs anything with movable parts including machines used for sexual pleasure.
"My machine broke down" , the beautiful redhead said so I called a machine repairman to fix it .
That state of extreme drunkenness which often starts with 'a few drinks after work' but ends with the hangover from hell and no knowledge of what you did, how you got home or why you are now back at work in the same clothes you were wearing yesterday.
Usually followed with unbelievable eyewitness accounts, e.g. holding your future boss against a wall by his throat !
It was her leaving party so she got completely rekahed.
rekahed by BillyTheWiz August 17, 2012

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The best woman alive! Actually she's more than a woman - she is a goddess! It's the best to fall in love with, the best to travel with, to experience and to have fun! She is funny, smart, SO DAMN HOT, loyal, caring, thoughtful she's got it all and if you have her you have it all! I personally advice you to give her the world, but she deserves even more than that! Shower her with affection, respect and all that is love ❤
Everyone: Wow I would love to call Réka my girlfriend, she is amaznig
Aleyna: Well she's mine so mind your own beeswax
Réka by bubbline12.12 December 28, 2020