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Rejectnaldo

A nickname for Cristiano Ronaldo! He offers himself to teams playing Champions League and gets rejected because he is a selfish statpadder.
"my project was rejected by my manager after he found out that Rejectnaldo is my brother"
Rejectnaldo by Cee Boe July 18, 2022
An ugly guy who has failed internet relationship after failed internet relationship. Keeps making plans to meet up with women on the net and keeps getting rejected. Is used a lot and can't sustain a real relationship due to stalkerlike tendencies and mental illness.
Vitale is such a rejectard, why does he even try?
rejectard by nidee March 27, 2008

rejectarine 

A nectarine that has been rejected, typically in an office fruit bowl during summer, either for bruising or the sheer fact that eating a nectarine in the workplace is too cumbersome a task.
Anything goo left in the fruit bowl? Nah just rejectarines.
rejectarine by Ginadean March 6, 2018

Rejectaphobia 

The art of backing down from a face to face encounter in fear of rejection.
To purposely ignore someone so you wont be turned down.

Usually during crushes
James-Yo...go talk to her...maybe she likes you back

Ronald-Nah...chill she might not like me

James-Dude...you a pussy you suffering from a case of rejectaphobia
Rejectaphobia by LoveLife101 April 28, 2009

Rejectnaldo

A part time football player, a part time Instagram merchant, a part time penalty merchant, a part time tapin merchant, a part time underwear seller and a part time ghost who got rejected many clubs playing in the UCL(UEFA Champions league) and was forced to play in the saudi league team called Al Nassr
"I dont want to get rejected like Rejectnaldo"
"Rejectnaldo got reject b another club again"
Spaz, idiot, and prone to social rejection because of it. Also may be a gweaver, dork, or jerkwater.
Everybody run, here comes that rejectard.
Rejectard by Lee Bond April 20, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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