Recount 

Resetting the play count of a particularly embarrassing song so no one is aware of how much you actually like the song.

I did a recount on the newest Miley Cyrus song out of fear that my friends would make fun of me after listening to it over 400 times.

Recount by EnJayEm August 17, 2009

I demand a recount! 

"I demand a recount!" is a phrase used to express resistance to a decision made, usually in regards to a vote; when used, it is often in a melodramatic and/or comical fashion.

Although the concept of demanding a recount has been around for the while, the phrase "I demand a recount" was popularized as a meme following the Bush v. Gore case for the 2000 election for the U.S. presidency.

Due to the ballot counting controversy surrounding Florida state's miscounts of votes (at this point Florida's electoral votes were the deciding factor of the Presidency), the U.S. Supreme court got involved, and decided by a slim 5-4 majority to cancel the Florida re-recount, as it was not likely to meet the safe harbor deadline requirements.

"I demand a recount!" was popularized as a display of indignant resistance thereafter, as many people (both state officials and regular citizens) criticized the Supreme Court's decision, requesting that for a recount not to be done would be bad form at best, and critically unconstitutional at worst.

I demand a recount! by Timothy Matias October 16, 2010

Ruler recount 

When two guys measure their dicks and the measurement is too close to accurately determine which one wins the dick measuring contest, you have a ruler recount to get a reading down to the nearest millimeter, or micrometer if you have a way to determine a reading closer than a millimeter reading. Guys don't get anything for participating or improving in a dick measuring contest.

Guy 1-How many micrometers larger did you tell me your dick was? I gotta get a ruler recount I'm not taking your word for it.
Guy 2- .06 micrometers read it and weep you son of a bitch its been 2 hrs and 32 minutes since we started the contest and we had to get the equipment and calibrate it to get this reading. You owe me a drink.
Guy 1- You held your dick the way you'd get as many extra micrometers as possible, you do shit like that, I'm not giving up that easy!

Ruler recount by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

remount

while being mounted, the victim reverses on the mounter and dominates him. This is four times the humiliation of a regular mount.

you just got worked son! REMOUNT! Suck my cock!

remount by maskedMounter March 26, 2009

recouth 

To step aside, regain composure, and once again become couth.

I was shocked when someone called me uncouth, so I excused myself to go recouth.

recouth by MutagenicPixels November 29, 2012

Ram Rcountry 

The area of Grayslake south of Washington Street where to home of the Rams live. Although some may believe that his word does not make sense with the R in front of the country they are very mistaken. The R is silent on this side of the border.

Central Student: Ram Rcountry
North Student: country*
Central Student: Close.. But not..

Ram Rcountry by South of Washington St. December 16, 2011

reconteur

n. someone who is skilled at regurgitating funny anecdotes s/he heard someone else say first

"So, there I was..."

"Shut up, dude, you weren't there. You're such a reconteur."

reconteur by doppelf October 23, 2008