recontarded

- A word mixed between retard and contarded.

Oh My God dude stop acting so recontarded.

OR

This phone is recontarded.

recontarded by DaisyAnn March 25, 2008

Rontarded 

When someone is so inept at life that people with developmental disabilities make fun of them.

David: Did you see that toothless guy looking at toothbrushes?

Trevor: he must be Rontarded.

Rontarded by Jar of Flies July 12, 2011

remotarded 

When someone is remote control retarded. Sometimes taking between 1-2 minutes to locate desired button. Often wrong buttons are selected much to the disapproval of other fellow TV watchers.

Joey: This sucks, change the channel.

Corky: I don't know how! I'm Remotarded.

remotarded by Blanche Dubois April 15, 2007

rebootarded 

when a magical, almost semi-light comedy fun film or franchise from your youth is replaced with a stale darker hard edged movie in an attempt to bring in new younger audiences in an attempt by studios to make a buck that dont understand the original movie/franchise.

the star wars prequels that arent prequels but meant as pre-sequels are pretty rebootarded.

rebootarded by alanonetron February 14, 2012

Rontarded 

A person who takes COVID so seriously that they give up all autonomy, or personal responsibility.

Susie: When are you going to get back to work?

Aaron: I can’t work, what about coronavirus?

Susie: That’s Rontarded.

Rontarded by Xx2zlegends2xX August 6, 2021

Remotarded 

Unable to use the remote control

My wife is a doctor and went to an Ivy League school but can’t figure out the TVs remote She’s remotarded

Remotarded by Scuba_steve September 20, 2021

Rontarded 

Someone who frequents rise of nations #suggestions-discussion and suggest absolute slop

Also a suggestions council member

Suggestor 1: Hey I have this formable idea, let's add Prussia for Kaliningrad!

Suggestor 2: Holy shit you're so rontarded, it's rejected

Rontarded by ssdjkkg March 23, 2025