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roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem 

rolling on floor laughing and soiling clean jump suits mocking evil pandas and modeling diapers inside caves for santas daughter on erie mornings
me- ur a dipfuck
urmom-roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem
u- :[
roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem by segjnoi December 1, 2006

rotflacgu 

Rolled on the floor laughing and couldn't get up.
From a Cheerios ad depicting a bi-racial family:"I saw this ad and didnt give it another thought, but then again. I am a TEA member and therefore must be racist. rotflacgu"

rotflasahas 

Used specifically on IM, used in the extreme laughing case. Uses rotfl (Rolling on the floor laughing), to make:
Rolling on the floor laughing and screaming and having a seizure.
Sally: {insert funny thing here}

Joe: rotflasahas!
rotflasahas by Edmund Jones December 6, 2006
rolling on the floor laughing and scaring the cat --> when something was really funny
<ernie>you're geh
<**DEMONUS**>ROFLASC, you're the one with ernie as a nick --> ffs fuxoring n00b
roflasc by **DEMONUS** December 21, 2002

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026