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Presting 

v. leaving a pair of new sneakers in their box so as to preserve their mint condition
Dan: I got a new pair of sneakers today
Jack: Oh yeah, can I see them?
Dan: Nah man, they're presting
Presting by jackcuntman June 10, 2011
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Presting 

Pretending to rest
Pre+st+ing
Stop presting and wake up for school!
Presting by chuballarrow June 4, 2016

prestingious 

Prest (stingy) ious: A wealthy, materialistic person that exudes prestige and money to everyone, especially those less fortunate in order to be popular, yet will take anything they can get, but will return a favor, give a gift, or pick up a tab in fear of having one less thing to buy for themselves.
Wow! What a prestingious bitch! She is so into flagrant buying and flaunting her husbands wealth that she could care less about the hard times and stress the people around her are going through, especially her family. You would think she could pick up a tab after everyone else picks up the tab for her. You would think she could do just one small and selfless thing to make her dad smile, but that would mean giving a little of her time or buying one less thing for herself.

Damn! She works so hard to display her wealth in such a prestigious manner, yet she is so stingy. How prestingious can you get!
prestingious by irukandji March 16, 2014

Presting 

To do something purely for the prestige that comes with it.

I.e. language learning
Guy 2: "I am learning Esperanto"
Guy 1: "You know that it's a horrible language, right? You're just presting."
Presting by Lolimgod October 25, 2023

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026