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Procrastabaking

1)procrastinating studying for first semester finals by making "holiday" cookies
2)putting off studying/ schoolwork by smoking a bowl
3) or both of the above
I made gingerbread cookies while i was procrastabaking!
Procrastabaking by lazyskier December 14, 2010
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procrastibaking 

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.
I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!
procrastibaking by Geektronica October 6, 2008

Procrastibating 

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.
No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.
Procrastibating by Aaronface September 22, 2009

Procrastabating 

I was gonna do all my English homework, but instead I ended up procrastabating.
Procrastabating by HungryDingo2 March 16, 2010

Procrastibating 

When you have a long list of shit to get done but pleasure yourself instead
Me: “Hey man what’d you do this morning?”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
Me: “Nice.”
Procrastibating by TheBoysss April 25, 2021

procrastibaking 

the art of baking delicious and delectable treats rather than studying/homeworking/finishing work/cleaning.

often occurs when there is a large amount of work to be done, and you are slightly hungry - how better to waste time than bake yourself some fresh muffins/cookies/cake?!?!
"i didn't finish my assignment last night - but i made some awesome cookies!"

"you waste way to much time procrastibaking."
procrastibaking by Gertie002 March 27, 2010

Procrastibating 

v. the act of using masterbation to distract oneself from attempt or completion of important tasks.
I should have studied for this final last night, but I was too busy procrastibating.
Procrastibating by B.Island.T January 8, 2011
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