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Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.
No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.
by Aaronface September 22, 2009
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the act of "massaging" ones genitalia in order to put off more important activities/commitments.
Mother: Can you take out the rubbish?
Son: Yeah in a minute... im just.... err... busy.
Mother: Stop procrastibating and take the rubbish .
by Max the milkman and Pricycle January 19, 2009
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v. the act of using masterbation to distract oneself from attempt or completion of important tasks.
I should have studied for this final last night, but I was too busy procrastibating.
by B.Island.T January 07, 2011
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When one is masturbating so they don't have to do something important. i.e. Homework, Project, etc.
Im procrastibating instead of doing my Language Arts project
by McCrackhead September 12, 2010
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The act of avoiding or putting off necessary tasks or chores through self-masturbation
I bet your Matt didn't do any work for his Energy, Markets and Risk exam last night. He was probably too busy procrastibating.
by jewboy89 May 15, 2013
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verb: Putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself sexually.
"No, I didn't finish my science paper, I was procrastibating instead."
by Malacanadian July 09, 2012
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Pretty much killing two birds with one stone...
I enjoy procrastibating because that way, I can fuck my hot teacher in TWO different ways!
by Some girl in a college class February 06, 2013
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