Pro Crastinator 

A pro crastinator is someone who takes procrastination to the next level.

The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"

Jim: It's April 30th. Did you get your tax refund back yet?

Joe: It's April already?

Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.

Pro Crastinator by Ur Daddie March 15, 2011

pro-crastination 

An intense phenomenon. Not simple or lazy - but characterized by a professional aptitude for semi-productive distraction. (aka: productive-procrastination or professional-procrastination)

Harvard kid: "Did you complete that tech paper for Prof Eshion?"
Bill: "Nope, I got distracted building a software company - I might drop out. You in?"

Lucifer: "Hey, Almighty, did you make that new angel I asked for last week?"
God: "I was distracted ... by Creation."
Lucifer: "Now that's Miltonic pro-crastination. Didn't think that was doable. Look at it - it's huge."

pro-crastination by A cambridge Spyo March 30, 2010

pro-crastinating 

Someone who severely procrastinate and loses their amenity of procrastinating; therefore, the heavy procrastinators become pro at crastinating.

David: Mr. Goodger, I'm going to procrastinate on my Trig and Pre-AP Physics test. I'm good at procrastinating.
Mr. Goodger: Be careful David, if you procrastinate too much, you will lose your amenity become a pro at crastinating. In other word, pro-crastinating.
David: Ha! whateva, da crew n i r goin' driftin' at da zoo!

pro-crastinating by BenchMax345 March 20, 2008

procrastinator 

One who will do anything, including spending an entire day looking up random words on urban dictionary, to get out of doing work. This habit often has a terrible effect on that person's relationships, work, or grades.

I am a procrastinator

procrastinator by the_pop_culture_nerd April 16, 2006

Procrastinatory Munchies 

The feeling of wanting something to grub on to avoid doing something else of more importance. The feeling is compulsive and often occurs at a time when you aren't even hungry.

Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: Where's your homework? Me: All Sunday I was planning on working on it, but I got the Procrastinatory Munchies and ended up not doing anything. Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: That would most likely explain your overall surface area..... Me: Did you just call me a lardass in smart guy language?!! At least I didn't spend my weekend procrasterbating like some bitch ass chemistry teacher I know.

Procrastinatory Munchies by Xero _ Manifest October 31, 2010

Precrastinator 

Someone who does everything in advance. Wayyyy in advance. Basically the polar opposite of a procrastinator.

Me: Oh Ms. Pap do you have our essays graded already?
Pap: Ha yea lol I was up till 2am grading because I had to have it done by Thursday.

Me: But it’s only Tuesday you still have two nights!
Pap: Well I guess I’m a precrastinator! Had to get it done!

Precrastinator by Thatstheteasister November 30, 2019

Procrastinator 

I'll put in a definition later.

I'm not a Procrastinator, I just don't want to do that right now

Procrastinator by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021