Pretend Murray 

When you use a surname that you know isn't yours. You are given the name via a fake birth certificate to hide history, and the fact your "dad" isn't "your dad", but you go along with it to stay in good with your "chequebook dad"

Muzza is such a Pretend Murray he had it tattoo'd down his leg, and gave the name to his son who is now also a Pretend Murray. Spoon fed family lies are awful tastier than the truth huh?

Pretend Murray by ratsbackside May 16, 2023

i am pretending to type something 

when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.

-hey, what were you typing in class yesterday?
-i was typing "i am pretending to type something".

i am pretending to type something by Quirty uwo Paz’s May 26, 2020

Prefresh 

A student who has been accepted into college, but is still in high school or in the summer of their senior year in high school.

Got drunk, woke up with a girl in her dorm. Turns out she was a prefresh in orientation. I was woken by her father, mother and little sister. While naked, I said: “my name is Reese, welcome to ole miss, damn glad to meet you.”

Prefresh by PieFtw May 28, 2011

pretenductive 

(adjective) when you pretend to be productive but in fact you are just procrastinating as usual

Q: Where's Emily?

A: Oh, she's in the library being pretenductive again.

pretenductive by Danlod November 10, 2016

pregret 

The feeling of regretting something you're about to do anyway.

Every Friday night, I pregret that I will go to the club. I know I will stand there like an idiot and won't talk enough game to bring anyone home with me.

pregret by Aeronius July 21, 2008

Pretendum 

Usable as bot an adjective or noun, Pretendum refers specifically to adolescent girls who either dumb themselves down in general in order to impress a member of the opposite sex, or who on certain occasions, will just play dumb for attention from their peers.

adj.

Christine: She's so acting like Paris Hilton just to impress Greg!
Jacqui: Like, I know! What a pretendum bitch!

n.

Christine: I hate how whenever they ask her to spell words in class that she just says the wrong thing on purpose and does that annoying little giggle thing afterwards!
Jacqui: Yeah, me too. I don't even know why she wants the attentions so bad...
Christine: I do, she's a fucking pretendum.

Pretendum by Weight-and-Sea March 24, 2009

preteen 

There are way too many preteens on here writing a definition for it so here's a real one:
A preteen is someone from ages 9-12
thats it. Thats literally it. No one is talking about stereotypes. A preteen is someone 9-12. The End.

My cousin is a preteen.
So he's 9-12 years old?
Yup

preteen by vilit February 18, 2021