A woman who initially attempts to give men the impression that she is a prude and does not indulge in casual sex, but behind closed doors, she is very kinky and more than willing to engage in short-term, non-monogamous 'casual' sex with a man.
Do you know Linda? Linda is a Pretender and a Closet Freak. When she is at church, she behaves as if she will not have sex unless she's married, but if she is attracted to you, she will have sex with you the same night you first make her acquaintance.
I hate women who are Pretenders. They act all innocent, wholesome, and sexually conservative in public, then later you find out that they have videos of themselves participating in an orgy.
I love seducing women who are Pretenders. When you talk dirty to them, at first they act offended ... but then minutes later, they will usually let you know that your erotic dirty talk has them turned on. They love to present a prudish façade to men in order to prevent being labeled a "slut" or a promiscuous whore
I hate women who are Pretenders. They act all innocent, wholesome, and sexually conservative in public, then later you find out that they have videos of themselves participating in an orgy.
I love seducing women who are Pretenders. When you talk dirty to them, at first they act offended ... but then minutes later, they will usually let you know that your erotic dirty talk has them turned on. They love to present a prudish façade to men in order to prevent being labeled a "slut" or a promiscuous whore
by Yeezus Fan December 23, 2013
by Infamous stryfe September 22, 2009
The act of masturbating, but having no feeling, thus "pretending" someone else is giving you a hand job.
Apply a rubber band to base of ones penis (to lose personal feeling- See step 2 of Voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.
Apply a rubber band to base of ones penis (to lose personal feeling- See step 2 of Voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.
Last night I struck out at the club, so I went home and enjoyed a "Pretender". This dude waxed my rocket like a NASA janitor.
by karatekidllll June 22, 2009
Signing into an online meeting in order to appear in attendance and engaged, when in fact you are doing other things.
by jester66 March 5, 2013
by Bob bunker October 5, 2020
(taken from a real MSN conversation)
Me: Haha, remember when you were in love with Adam Pascal when you were 12? He's like in his 30s.
Her: LOL! Most of that was fun pretendation!
Me: Sure.....
Me: Haha, remember when you were in love with Adam Pascal when you were 12? He's like in his 30s.
Her: LOL! Most of that was fun pretendation!
Me: Sure.....
by coolbeans June 12, 2008
by Dominic1987 April 16, 2007