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Preptails 

The cocktails you drink before going out.
"I need to have a few preptails to get me in the mood for the bar"
Preptails by Lorie Hakanson December 15, 2008
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physics prevails 

when a nerdy loser is watching some type of athletic event, such as a football or basketball game, and when a pass is caught or a shot is made, they say "physics prevails"
Announcer, "The Falcons made scored on a 73 yard pass and came back from a 4 point deficit!"
Nerd, "The Laws of Physics prevails again!"
Normal person, "Fuck yourself douschbag"
physics prevails by 4.slow February 18, 2011

Darkness Prevails 

Darkness Prevails is a Youtuber that mostly makes Creepy Pasta reading videos and stories from his Subscribers.
"Hey, did you watch Darkness Prevails new video yesterday?"
Darkness Prevails by IlluminatiPepe September 19, 2016

pretailer 

A company that sells a shitty unfinished product instead of taking the necessary time and resources to make a good product. Examples include fen-phen, Simcity 2013, Battlefield 4, and most egregiously, DayZ and all its clones.
DayZ will never become a finished product because they're making all the money in pretail, so there's no real motive to get it done right.

EA has turned into a full-on pretailer by rushing games like Simcity and Battlefield 4 to release before game features actually work.
pretailer by Killer Infection June 30, 2014
Preptalk is the art of talking somewhat monosyllabically and in an exaggerated, deep, manly voice. It is usually used by people classified as "preps" to make fun of others. Some people who do not use preptalk on a regular basis make fun of the people by using it to insult them back. Users who use preptalk for insults may say the last name of the insultee before the insult. At first it is hard to understand, but after it is overused, it becomes much easier to comprehend. The use of preptalk makes the user look like an idiot and may be accompanied by grammar errors.
1) *BIG--QUEER
2) *BIG--QUEE (This is a common grammar error made by users.)
3) *HO--MO
4) *JACK-SON---WHAT--A--FAG
5) *THIS--IS--PREP-TALK

*-said in a loud, obnoxious, deep-voiced tone (all preptalk is said like this)
preptalk by Prep Hater October 15, 2007

pretailgating 

going somewhere before the tailgating and drinking
Natalie- It was 93 degrees out and we are pretailgating before we go to the tailgating
pretailgating by Picheal March 5, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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