Preemptification 

The state of trying to do something before the consequences of said action are fully known.
see also stupidity and sex

Lisa blamed preemptification for the mishap with the blow torch.

Preemptification by The Poetess November 2, 2003

promptification 

The act if impromptu promptness.

Sister "what time will you pick me up for dinner?"
Brother "what dinner?"

Suddenly...promptification!

Without warning... brother appears with jacked taco truck, In Which he then chauffeurs her to the nearest mexican restaurant.

promptification by ΩМΞGA August 28, 2013