precrump 

Getting lots of dollar bills already crumbled up to through at the beatific naked ladies.

We to club, got a basket of $500 precrumps to through at the beautiful naked ladies.

precrump by Dudelove1969 August 3, 2020

precrying 

When something inevitably sad is about to take place and a person prepares him or herself mentally and/or physically to better handle the pain. Typically, precrying takes place before rewatching a sad movie or episode in a season.

"I'm, like, precrying and shoving ice cream in my face." She said before watching Game of Thrones for the second time.

precrying by Kellkotek July 23, 2014

Precrime 

Term used in Minority Report starring Tom Cruise; Used in defining the art of being able to stop a crime before it is committed.

If it wasn't for the Department of precrime, I would have been murdered last year by my own brother! Thank god for the men in the precrime unit and those precogs!

Precrime by igetitbumpin November 23, 2006

precriminations 

allocating blame in advance (coined by Andrew Sullivan in discussing the upcoming defeat of the McCain-Palin ticket)

Republicans have begun precriminations in discussing why someone else is at fault in this year's election failure

precriminations by Una Malachica March 8, 2009

Precrumtious 

Something simple and funny . Often very meme like.

Person A: We do a little trolling
Person B(Responding): We do quite a considerable amount of mental trickery and mockery of those who are unfortunate enough to fall victim to our clever little trap of social teasing
Person A: yeah, don't need to make this into another 1 hour lesson for me. Just doing a little trolling is enough to describe my precrumtious message.

Precrumtious by DrakosButVeryCool June 19, 2021

Precrumb 

When you accidentally get crumbs all over the bed before you even get to climb in bed and enjoy those cookies.

I just changed the sheets and you already got your precrumb all over the bed!

Precrumb by csMopar July 20, 2017