Postistic

Whenever someone posts something on Facebook or the internet containing a statistic / agenda / etc or whatever and thinks that sharing it is a "Form of Activism". (Aka Postistics)

I saw a postistic that showed the dangers of water. 100% of drownings happen because of water!! Let's do something about it!

Postistic by Big E Dude February 27, 2013

posimistic

A posimistic person is someone who has a very positive, affirmative, optimistic, favorable outlook on life.

It's actually a combination of the words postive and optimistic, hence " posimistic", "posimist " & " posimism ".

The opposite would of-course be "negamistic" , "negamist ", " negamism ", which is a combination of the words " negative " and " pessimistic " !

"Charlie is always posimistic, expecting the best in this best of all possible worlds, but sooner rather than later he must come to the realization that he cannot have his cake and eat it too !"

posimistic by Uncle Wally esq. June 16, 2009

pautistic

the act of drinking excessive amounts of vodka in order to get drunk or slizzard in order to have a good night on the town

-Did ya see young paraic last night?
- Yeah he was absolutley pautistic!!

pautistic by AT2mysterylad December 12, 2010

Postificated

The way Toby Turner of Tobuscus on YouTube says the word "posted". He is often very vocal about it and says it in a serious but humorous fashion.

Toby: "Audience! A new video has been postificated!"

Postificated by WerewolfByDay April 3, 2011

Phosisticated

Someone who speaks beyond their knowledge, one who is trying too hard to be smart.

PRONOUNCED: FOE-SIS-TUH-KAYT-EDD

Person A: Damn that stupid bitch in class just keeps on talking, everyone knows she's wrong, but she just keeps fuckin talkin...

Person B: yeah, that bitch is just bein a phosisticated ass muthafucka

Person A: fasho fool.

Phosisticated by SNAPESSUCKLINGSAVAGE November 10, 2009

potsticker

a potsticker is when your balls fuse with your thighs via sweat. DAMN those sweaty balls!

theres no greater feeling in the world then peeling off a potsticker from your thigh.

potsticker by K_wtf October 8, 2006

Pootastic

Something that is fantastically shitty

You just recieved a speeding fine! 'Oh just pootastic'

Aren't you happy it is time for work! 'well how Pootastic for me'

Pootastic by propart June 8, 2009